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BEST SUMMARY OF PUMPKIN SCISSORS EVER

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Oreld: Tanks and fortresses and former soldiers, oh my!
Machs: Yeah, good thing we don't have to storm the castle --
Alice: Okay guys, time to STORM THE CASTLE!
Machs: WHAT?!
Alice: AKU ZOKU ZAN, BITCHES.

-XX-

Grauwolf: I HAVE A TANK.
Alice: I AM TINY AND ANGRY AND BLONDE.
Grauwolf: Whelp, I'm outclassed here. Seeya!
Alice: Yay, I won! ... we won, right?
Village: [PLAGUE'D]
Alice: Shit.

-XX-

Machs: They've gotta have an antidote to this thing. It's part of the Generic Villain Contract.
Alice: Hey hey can I storm the castle yet?
Oreld: Did you forget the part where they have a TANK?
Orlando: Actually, I can take care of that.
Alice: :D :D :D???
Machs: ... okay, so maybe we should storm the castle.
Alice: THANK YOU GOD.

-XX-

Oreld: Why the hell are we the ones providing the distraction?
Machs: Because we're the homo side characters.
Oreld: Yeah, exact -- wait.

-XX-

Alice: Golly gee, we've gone and saved the day. Say, wanna join our cheery band of idiots?
Orlando: I'm big and angsty and I just took down a tank single-handedly. This has doom written all over it.
Alice: Great! You can start Tuesday.

-XX-

Viscount: I am an ass. Look at my fabulous assery.
Alice: I am unimpressed by your ass! We're taking you down!
Viscount: Oh goodie, I've been wanting fresh targets.
Oreld: ... wait, why are we getting shot at again?!
Machs: Homo side --
Oreld: Shut up.

-XX-

Alice: Why aren't you shooting at the Viscount?
Maid: He's a noble! They come equipped with forcefields.
Alice: Well, I'm a noble and I don't have a forcefield.
Maid: Ooh. Logic.

-XX-

Machs: You know what we need? A lockpick.
Oreld: Ta-da~
Machs: How about a mysterious inborn ability to take down the tank chasing us?
Orlando: Sup.
Machs: ... pony?


I will forever love this show. :D :D :D
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I have 0 idea what this show's about, but I think I burst something trying not to laugh too loudly. Thank you muchly for the linkage crack
Pumpkin Scissors is a new show that came out around the same time as Death Note/D.Grayman. It's interesting. And fun. Just generally fun shounen series. The lietenant is kickass.
...anything with the name Pumpkin Scissors has /got/ to be awesome. Especially if a summary of it includes the word 'assery'. XD

*rolls on floor, laughing her ass off and randomly yelling 'Look at my Fabulous Assery!'*