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"You dance, I lead"

Dear Storm Hawks fandom,

You are all such whiny fanbrats. I am sorely tempted to tell you guys that Storm Hawks is in fact a children's cartoon show and it is geared for, y'know, children. If you're expecting something great, I suggest rethinking your expectations. I love this show, but y-you can't take it that seriously, guys. I mean, REALLY. We had an entire episode Mr. Moss and Aerrow running around a forest, half naked.

Moving on!

Tin Man is the show I don't even know WHY I'm watching. I think I just like Alan Cumming. And Cain. And Raw. I don't give two cents for DG though.

C-Counselor apps are coming and I'm already going, "But there's THIS GUY but I promised to app THAT GUY and--" well. my brain hurts. Really. I had a terrible headache today.
  • Current Mood: aggravated aggravated
You mean just because it's a children's show it doesn't mean we have to act like children? Gasp!


I found it delightful crack (even if I thought DG couldn't act sometimes) and could not bring myself to look away 8D I kept thinking that, together with the original Wizard of Oz movie and book, it was almost like three different people were given a theme set that included the things all three versions have in common. I also could not stop myself from shipping Cain and Glitch, plz tell me I am not a terrible person.
It's a SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS DEAR.

I shamelessly ship Cain/Glitch. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FROM ME.
OH, GOD, THANK YOU. Thank you. Thank you. Sometimes SHawks fandom makes me want to punch myself in the head, and when I say sometimes, I mean all the time. OH NO A CHILDREN'S SHOW AIMED AT EIGHT YEAR OLDS IS ... WRITTEN FOR EIGHT YEAR OLDS. Such horror!
I know Mem! I mean, a children's cartoon show is obviously NOT MEANT for children, so everything must be taken seriously!

I'm highly tempted to shoot all of them. NO ONE WILL MISS THEM.
I dunno, some of them seem to be all "We know it's a kids' show, but, but DDD:" God what have they done now.
They say they know, but they don't act like it.

Whining about the Dark Ace. Which is all they ever do. I love the Dark Ace too, but GUYS if you were taking him SERIOUSLY, I would be worried.
... This is the guy who carried away a girl like The Black Knight kidnapping a princess, right? AND HE IS A CARTOON VILLIAN HOW CAN HE BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
EXACTLY. IN THE THIRD EPISODE. I only take Master Cyclonis seriously, if I were you. And maybe Ravess and the Murk Raiders.
IF YOU DO NOT APP THE GUY YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA APP I AM GOING TO BE VERY VERY SAD.