Box, you are wonderful and amazing and HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH US. You are such a stellar and easy person to talk to and I wish I bugged you more but that's okay, Harley and Booster do it for me.

THE POINT IS I LOVE YOU ROCK ON.
SHE'S KIND OF A GODDESS and it crushes me–like crushes me– that I only have a limited time in her radiant presence. But I know that I'll still have her just a few keystrokes away and that helps. I'm constantly impressed by her good humor and level head, and man, that girl can laugh. She's the sweetest thing and (though her taste in movies is sometimes debatable) she's a brilliant artist and a wonderful human.

I JUST. I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH. She's totes my hero ;;b ♥♥♥
BOX IS THE MOST AWESOMEST AWESOMELY AWESOME AWESOMELY-ING AWESOME ADJECTIVE THAT EVER AWESOME THIS AWESOME AWESOMEST AWESOME ON THIS AWESOME AWESOME SASOWME AWESOME.

I THINK WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS BOX IS AWESOME
No one saw that.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Enter text in the box to turn it into rainbows.
So once upon a time Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Solid Snake and Alan Moore all decided to have a tea party. Because Alan Moore is British and you don't disagree with Alan Moore, motherfucker. And they all came to the party and each of them had a Box. Because it was a gift party and you bring presents even if they say oh it's just a box.

So Mr. T went, "A'ight foo', here's yo box" and set it in the center of the table.

And Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his present so it did a triple barrel roll and landed on the table right by Mr. T's.

And Solid Snake had snuck in using the box as his very own personal transport and drilled a tiiiiiiny hole in the table and managed to sneak his in under the table cloth when nobody was looking.

And Alan Moore said "Because benediction as bestowed our brothers with bountiful beauty we are bound by brusque and bold bravado to bequeath our beneficiaries with this boxed bounty."

And then he clapped his hands together in this freaky archane knowledge and the explosion was AMAZING and Eisner winning but not as cool as you are, the end.
BOXY YOU ARE A KIND AND AMAZING PERSON, AND A KIND OF AMAZING PERSON AS WELL. ♥ I still remember talking to you as a wee first-time applicant and you were so nice that I just felt totally at ease. YOU ARE A WONDERFUL BOX!
BOX IS AMAZING AND FUNNY AND A YEAR LATER I STILL FEEL LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET IN PERSON

TRUE FACT

BOX YOU ARE FOREVER AMAZING


Box's awesome is too big for this awesome planet of her awesome!1
BOX IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, HAS THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT AND IS VERY CLASSY ALL THE WAY THROUGH. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE CLASSIEST, KICK-ASSINEST SON IN ALL INTERNET HISTORY

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH ADVERBS FOR HER ULTIMATE GAR
BOX is possessed of a grace and poise that is amazing. And also? AWESOME.

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