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TRANSFORMERS POST you have been warned



-I fucking love Lennox. Forever. Also NEST and Autobot team-up was pretty damn kickass.

-WHY DID ARCEE ONLY GET TWO LINES IN THIS MOVIE.

-I. Skids and Mudflap. What. What.

-Okay, the little bit of Bee/Sam interaction in the beginning? MADE ME RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY and omg I wanted to ship them hard. But it didn't follow up in the movie. WHY. Bumblebee is important damnit!

-Soundwave ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-Jetfire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM OMG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-Why is the Fallen not on fire.

-Why did the Fallen have so little screentime when the movie is supposed to be about... him and his REVENGE?

-God Simmons is amazing. I'm so glad they brought him back.

-Okay, Michael Bay, why is the robot humping Mikaela's leg. In fact WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ROBOTS.

-I heartily admit that I crush on Sam Witwicky. He is the most hilarious human being.

-... ... words cannot express how wrong that tongue-rape scene was.

-Optimus really spooked me. I just. Optimus isn't supposed to CREEP ME OUT.

-I still really love Sam.

-Also Megan Fox is really, really hot.

-I totally squealed when they said "Matrix of leadership". BE STILL MY DORKY HEART.

-Did the Constructicons form... Devastator? UH WHAT?

-I enjoyed the movie a lot! It was very fast paced though and a little rushed I felt. There was a lot of tightening up that could have been done and a lot of things that could have been taken out that seem gratituous.

-The fights scenes, at least, have definitely improved since the last film.

-STILL NOT ENOUGH TRANSFORMERS MOMENTS. Though interestingly, everyone called them "Transformers". Very rarely does that terms get used in the show itself.

-Overall, I did enjoy myself! Some of the dialogue and interactions were a lot of fun to watch and all of us in the theatre cracked up. Buuuuuut as a Transformers fan, I just. Want my giant robots okay. I'm starting to get annoyed that Michael Bay is making movies of my show but not actually involving the robots. :( WHICH IS UNCOOL.


Now, after a shitty day, I will probably watch... Star Trek again. And TFA.
... Dammit, Michael Bay, I want to watch the movie about giant fucking robots for said giant fucking robots!!!
It's still a pretty damn fun movie and I certainly enjoyed it a lot. I'm just a little upset at the way they treated my beloved canon.
-Also Megan Fox is really, really hot.

80% of why I feel the urge to see it.
20% loev explosions.
Megan Fox is really, really hot.

Also there are a lot of explosions.

Also, Bumblebee is an overgrown puppy.
-Okay, the little bit of Bee/Sam interaction in the beginning? MADE ME RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY and omg I wanted to ship them hard. But it didn't follow up in the movie. WHY. Bumblebee is important damnit!

WHAT. But I liked them so much in the first movie, I demand more of them being awesome together. S-Shush, I know.
Are skids and mudflap the two gangster-y stereotype robots I've been hearing about? (I've seen the designs of them but didn't know the names. The designs bug me more than the way they supposedly speak 8|)

But that aside, WHOO YEAH TRANSFORMERS. I want to go see many explosions \o/
Yeeeeah, I think the only real problem I had with the movie was the twins. S-Sob. But other than that, EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!

I. Cried with joy in the Bumblebee/Sam moment. Unfortunately, the friend I was watching it with isn't a slash fan so I couldn't spazz at her about it.
*sob this movie*

I think one of the biggest problems with the Transformers in this film was that Jazz in the first one was the only character with a kind of 'human' personality, and this was cool because it very much fit in with his character--and also he wasn't speaking slang in every single one of his lines. Now we have all these robots with very human personality, features, and speech patterns (including Wheelie who was originally a Decepticon and I sort of felt that they should have all been speaking mainly in Cybertronian since bah humans suck and all) but you're not sure why other than Bay probably thought it was hilarious.

Also the arth major in me kind of sobbed at the weird European fresco on the wall in a freaking Egyptian temple. Or did I just imagine that? I need to see it again except for the part where I don't want to.
GOD THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD. I was like, "... why is a fresco in an Egyptian temple DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING??"

Yeah, Jazz was all right. It didn't feel off but the twins really, really did. sob.