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okay okay. This is a judge me post.

I'm really, really glad demurediablo is here when the G.I Joe movie comes out because I think I am possibly  the only person in the world who is super excited for this movie for no real good reason other than the explosion of my little geeky nostalgic heart and--omg they actually added in Duke's scar!!! You know.

Stuff like that.

BUT ANYWAY.

Even if you're not a G.I Joe fan and even if you don't want to watch the movie, I think everyone should at least give G.I Joe Resolute a chance. It's a web episode of 11 parts and basically they took out every corny and ridiculous thing about G.I Joe ever and made into pure fucking awesome. It was also written by Warren Ellis who knows ZILCH about GI JOE but c'mon guys. Warren Ellis.

Also everything starts exploding within the first fifteen seconds and a major city is like WIPED OFF THE FACT OF THE WORLD WITHIN THREE MINUTES!! It also comes with amazing Snake Eyes backstory with Storm Shadow and I truly believe that Snake Eyes is the one character in GI JOE no one can hate because he's a mute LETHAL NINJA MACHINE who can be a total puppy.

And everyone remembers guns exist! NO MORE LASERS AND PARACHUTES!! (shut up you guys this is an important point)

BUT ANYWAY WATCH GI JOE RESOLUTE IT'S SHORT IT'S SHINY IT'S GOT EXPLOSIONS ALL THE TIME and idk I'd love you a lot if someone else watched this and liked it too (or understood my deep love for Duke. I'm not picky!)

ALSO IN THE MOVIE GAILA IS SCARLETT HOW AMAZING IS THAT!!! also man Brendan Fraser why are you a GI JOE that's hilarious.

  • Current Mood: geeky geeky
Either way, I'm definitely going to see the movie because Joseph Gordon-Levitt is gonna be in it.

Which means Jim Hawkins is going to be Snake Eyes. I FIND THIS FACT AMUSING AND THEREFORE I MUST GO SEE G.I JOE.
He's playing COBRA COMMANDER. I cannot get over this fact.

I think everyone loves Snake Eyes by default. IT'S A THING.


Also hey, I don't think it's bad to be excited about that movie. WHO CARES IF OTHERS JUDGE YOU. I'm too sleepy to judge anyone anyway. ♥


Nah, it's cool. I'll still be stupidly excited for it, regardless of anyone else's opinion.


I didn't think you would stop feeling excited for it, but I still wanted to say it. BUT EITHER WAY, that's good, honey.
JGL AS COBRA COMMANDERRRRRRRRR that makes me happy in ways I don't understand. AND HOW HOT IS GAILA AS SCARLETT. SO HOT DAMN.

Sob I was never into GI Joe but whatev, I'll probably watch GI Resolute, YOU'RE ARGUMENT WAS CONVINCING ENOUGH FOR ME.


You know im going to be there as well right, besides i think i might do something earlier seeing people are leaving before my birthday