D: I cannot express my sadness over this issue.
This fic wins at life
Haruhi's leaning on her elbows on a railing, and Kyouya slides a box over to her. And Haruhi's all, "What's this?"
KYOUYA: Open it and see for yourself.
HARUHI: (opens) This looks expensive.
KYOUYA: What do you think?
HARUHI: (deep in earnest thought)
HARUHI: (punches palm) Aha! -- 3 million?
KYOUYA: (silent expressionless KEYBOARD MASH)
KYOUYA: ... no, but that's not the point. It's for you.
HARUHI: (looks at the ring, beginning to realise what she must say ... )
HARUHI: Thanks, but I don't wear jewellery.
REST OF THE HOST CLUB, HIDING BEHIND ASSORTED BUSHES & POTTED PLANTS: ARGH
TAMAKI: He's doing it all wrong! LET FATHER SHOW YOU HOW A TRUE MAN CONFESSES HIS BURNING LOVE, HARUHI MY PRECIOackphbbbt -- LET ME GO!
KAORU: Keep -- still -- milord!
KYOUYA: (DEATH GLARE AT SHRUBBERY)
HARUHI: Why are you so angry at that bush?
HIKARU: (in helpful stage whisper) "It's a very irritating bush!"
KYOUYA: (stone-faced) I'm not angry at the -- look. Haruhi.
KYOUYA: (through gritted teeth) Will. You. Marry. Me.
And so on! Aw, they're so cute
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE XD