Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood
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It's horrible Hana...

...one of the fics on ff.net...

.....turned Cloud into a drug addict.

WTF WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY D:



"Riku, let me share my deepest, darkest secret?"

"DARKNESS? WHERE? OH GOD IT'S COMING!"

"..."

"Sorry, you were saying?"

"Right. I was abused as a child."

"...You're joking right?"

"No. This is serious. More serious than the worlds being destroyed by a guy in a nightgown. More serious than dancing nobodies. More serious that--,"

"I got the point. How bad was it?"

"My mom, she...on my tenth birthday...she refused to buy us pizza."

"...."

"Isn't it tragic."

"Sora."

"And my dad, he..."

"Sora, you don't have a father. Tetsuya Nomura wanted to do this high strung plot where Cloud would be revealed as your father, but that got scrapped remember?"

"No, not canon dummy. The FANON father."

"...the fanon father."

"Yup. The one who always abuses his kid, beats him up, rapes him and all that."

"Oh that one....I hate that one."

"Me too."

"It would have been better for Cloud to be your dad."

"No, that would just be tramautising."

"Why?"

"...Who would be the mother then?"

"....I hate our fanfiction."

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    With talk of Civil War and Ant-Man, maybe the MCU will destroy itself in a blaze of glory. One can hope.

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    Livejournal, what did you do.

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  • (no subject)

    With talk of Civil War and Ant-Man, maybe the MCU will destroy itself in a blaze of glory. One can hope.

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    Livejournal, what did you do.

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    Happy 2014, wherever you might be.