Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood
bromantic

  • Mood:
  • Music:
...

It's horrible Hana...

...one of the fics on ff.net...

.....turned Cloud into a drug addict.

WTF WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY D:



"Riku, let me share my deepest, darkest secret?"

"DARKNESS? WHERE? OH GOD IT'S COMING!"

"..."

"Sorry, you were saying?"

"Right. I was abused as a child."

"...You're joking right?"

"No. This is serious. More serious than the worlds being destroyed by a guy in a nightgown. More serious than dancing nobodies. More serious that--,"

"I got the point. How bad was it?"

"My mom, she...on my tenth birthday...she refused to buy us pizza."

"...."

"Isn't it tragic."

"Sora."

"And my dad, he..."

"Sora, you don't have a father. Tetsuya Nomura wanted to do this high strung plot where Cloud would be revealed as your father, but that got scrapped remember?"

"No, not canon dummy. The FANON father."

"...the fanon father."

"Yup. The one who always abuses his kid, beats him up, rapes him and all that."

"Oh that one....I hate that one."

"Me too."

"It would have been better for Cloud to be your dad."

"No, that would just be tramautising."

"Why?"

"...Who would be the mother then?"

"....I hate our fanfiction."

Tags: wait wait whut
Subscribe

  • (no subject)

    My parents have been back for what, a day? And they have succeeded in making me feel terrible. Now everything is making me feel terrible.

  • (no subject)

    Me at Uni = Ahiru at Ballet EXCEPT I'M WORSE. Oh depression how I have not missed you.

  • The Adventures of Timmy and her Dick-headed Teachers

    Head Teacher: Kay you're in charge of the French board. Me: ... but I have nothing to do with the French department. Head Teacher: Tough. HAVE IT…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 14 comments

  • (no subject)

    My parents have been back for what, a day? And they have succeeded in making me feel terrible. Now everything is making me feel terrible.

  • (no subject)

    Me at Uni = Ahiru at Ballet EXCEPT I'M WORSE. Oh depression how I have not missed you.

  • The Adventures of Timmy and her Dick-headed Teachers

    Head Teacher: Kay you're in charge of the French board. Me: ... but I have nothing to do with the French department. Head Teacher: Tough. HAVE IT…