Lyn: Oh god, that guy is in trouble! We have to help him!
Pent: *single-handedly finishes off all the bandits*
Me: Or we could instead, lean back and watch the fireworks.
Chp. Four Fanged Offense
Me: Okay, you guys head up and--
Lloyd: Be prepared to face the Fang! *ATTACKS*
Me: *PANICS AND KILLS LLOYD*
Screen: *next chapter*
Me: Oh FUCK.
Me: Surrounded by water, fifty something high-class warriors, mages, pirates, snipers and pegasus knights....
Me: ...*turns off Gameboy* Like HELL I'm doing that right now.
...Thus that brings me back here, trying to work out a damn strategy otherwise I have my ass handed down to me in PIECES.