Farina - 20,000 gold
Hector - You're joking right?
Me - Please tell the man you're joking.
Farina - Nope. Covers medical, family expenses, etc, etc.
Me - Give me a gun, I'll kill her myself
Farina - *flies away*
Me - Bitch
I think I should give up.
Happy 2014, wherever you might be.
Request a pairing/fandom + prompt and I will write you something for Christmas.
You know you have a good job when you spend hours talking to your boss about Lord of the Rings. I have a good job. Just wished it paid more though.