WHY KYOU KARA MAOU ROCKS.
and despite the whole love/hate relationship I have with dubs, the KKM one is...special. Here's why.
Yuri: Conrad, help me. Make them stop.
Conrad: Yuri, you're too hot in this world. There is nothing I can do for you.
Wolfram: I'm not really into having men lust after me.
Celi: You mean boys these days aren't into that?
Wolfram: Well, I'm not.
Günter: I had no idea that knitting was your hobby.
Gwendal: It's not a hobby! I do it to sharpen my concentration.
Wolfram: They won't want to take your life away because you're too good-looking to kill.
Yuri: Well, you better not fight them either. You're a gazillion times cuter than me anyway.
Conrad: There is really nothing to be afraid of Your Highness. Gwendal won't eat you.
Wolfram: Now listen, you think you're cute and maybe you're actually are, but being cute doesn't make it okay for you to be unfaithful.
Wolfram: How do you expect me to focus on battle if I'm embarrassed to death?
Gunter: I'm so sorry, the naughtiest most irresponsible image just flash through my mind! I must go clear my head.
Yuuri: You can't expect me to take innocent lives in any quantity. Even if they're Yankees fans.
Yuuri: Boy, I sure am relieved, too. Now I finally understand how the men in the action movies feel, when they break down and hug.
Yuuri: So, all I gotta do is go over there butt-naked and grab Melgib? Fine, I'll do it.
Yuuri: The people here have the funkiest names. Straight out of dorky adventure game.
Yuuri: Oh yeah, I remember, I went one on one with a toilet bowl.
Wolfram: And why are you taking your clothes off? (to Yuri)
Günter: Oh my
Celi: Oh dear
Gwendal: Oh please
Obviously I gave the dub too little credit.