September 23rd, 2008

water seeping

dear aerrow plz hide

OH SNAP STORM HAWKS!!!

S-Sob MR. MOSS THE RAPIST IS BACK IN EPISODE 30.

Also Tintin is the only cartoon on earth where the villains say, "I KEEL YOU" (YES. THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT). Also -

Tintin: So why did they steal the idol if it was worthless?
Thomson: Tintin, isn't it obvious?

Thompson: Because they're criminals!


water seeping

Remember kids. Don't shoot your employer

SO I got a call later this morning. It was from Andrew at Eton House (where I will be working soon)

Andrew: Hi! Your cellphone wasn't one!
Me: [checks] ...When exactly did you call me?
Andrew: 7:30 am!
Me: ...Sorry, but I was asleep.
Andrew: Ah, okay!

WHY WOULD I BE AWAKE AT 7:30 AM WHEN I COULD SLEEP. WHERE IS THE LOGIC.