Me and my friends: ?
Drunk Guy: H-hey, wanna ask you a question
Me: Go ahead
Drunk Guy: Are girls moaners or screamers?
Me: Screamers. Guys are the moaners.
Drunk Guy: K, thanks. (wanders off drunkenly)
My Friends: Wait, what just happened?
(a little later)
Christina: So, what did he mean?
Me: ...you mean you didn't get it.
Christina: WAIT A SECOND
Me: [ded from laughter] XDDDD