(getting some weird soupy-pudding-chinese dessert)
Me: Man, the only thing I hate about Chinese food are their desserts :|
Brother: It looks like sperm.
Father: Just think of it as a cold blowjob.
Me: OKAY I CAN'T EAT THIS THING ANYMORE.
Way to go, Dad. Overall, fun day. i got Nezha Conquers the Dragon King which is this really, really old Chinese animated movie. Where the kid kills himself. It's actually loads of fun and a great nostalgic trip for me. Now, I'm going to make more Swat Kat icons.