Doctor - I'm going to leave you in the middle of nowhere!
Jack - But I love you!
Doctor - Tough. Bye~
Jack - ...I still love you!
Ianto - You got a hand in a jar.
Jack - Yeah, it's the guy I'm in love with.
Ianto - ........
Jack - DOOOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Doctor - [attempts to ditch]
Jack - [CLINGS]
Tardis - WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT HITCHIKERS?! >|
Doctor - By the way, you're all wrong.
Jack - Is this because I'm bi?
Doctor - No, you're just wrong.
Jack - ...:(
And then he and the Doctor get caught by the Master and Jack is ...probably tortured for a year (oh fandom, so eager to fill in the blanks). It kinda makes me sad that Jack who is a flirt and pretty much has sexual chemistry with ...everything, get hopelessly fixated on the Doctor. And the Doctor is, well, not very nice to Jack sometimes :(
Also, I do not get fandom's rage over Martha Jones. Am I the only one who liked her?
As much as I enjoyed Doctor Who, the fandom scares me a lot. But I'll probably end up writing fic at some point sob.