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Crack couple love. XD XD XD



Sanzo x Hakkai

Sanzo: *glare*
Hakkai: *smile*
Sanzo: *glare*
Hakkai: *smile*
Sanzo: *shoots him*
Hakkai: X____x
Sanzo: Much better.

Ban x Kazuki

Ban: (insert blatant sarcasm) Wow. You’re effeminate.
Kazuki: >____<
Ban: And what’s with the hair?
Kazuki: >_____<
Ban: And—
Kazuki: I KNOW OKAY?! I’M STEREOTYPED AS A FRIGGIN’ GIRL WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE RESCUED AND FALLS IN A HORRIBLY MUSHY ROMANCE WITH YOU!!! HAPPY?
Ban: ….I’m gay…

Goku x Gojyo

Goku: Can I eat you?
Gojyo: O___O NO!!!!

Kai x Rei

Rei: Let’s talk about some meaningless thing so that it leads to emotional I’m-such-an-angst-machine sex and me acting like a pathetic depressed uke. What do you say?
Kai: ……………
Rei: I thought so.

Rei x Mao

Rei: I love you.
Mao: Me too.
Rei: *sparklies*
Mao: *sparklies*
Rin: >< Not in public please!!!

Spike x Faye

Faye: You annoy me.
Spike: ………
Faye: And you’re irritating.
Spike: ………
Faye: Wanna go on a meaningful date and sound scarily OOC?
Spike: *snore*
Faye: I love you.

Sanzo x Goku

Goku: Saaanzoooo!
Sanzo: … *twitching*
Goku: Saaaanzooo!
Sanzo: Urusai!
Gokue: But Saaaanzoooo!
Sanzo: Okay fine! We can have sex tonight! My cold front is just an act to get those freaky authors off our backs.
Goku: *grins*

Jet x Faye

Faye: But you’re older that me. A lot older.
Jet: Since when has that stopped the fangirls?
Faye: …Good point.

Faye x Ed

Ed: Beautiful Viewtiful Girly Swirly!
Faye: …Are you hitting on me?
Ed: ^__________^
Faye: …Okay…

Homura x Goku

Homura: I want you
Goku: Hmm…will you get me meatbuns for dinner?
Homura: Sure.
Goku: ^__^ Yay! *jumps into Homura’s arms* Take me now!

(author pauses to laugh hysterically)

Zoro x Sanji

Sanji: I hate you
Zoro: Likewise
*Silence*
Sanji: Shit, I forgot that in fangirl language hate = love
Zoro: …

Ginji x Natsumi

Natsumi: Hey Ginji-san?
Ginji: Yeah?
Natsumi: Go out with me?
Ginji: O__O But you’re still in high school! Plus, you’re a girl!
Natsumi: I’ll make you sandwiches.
Ginji: …So when do we leave?

Ban x Himiko

Himiko: I hate you. You killed my brother.
Ban: So?
Himiko: Yet I feel the urge to bear your children because we share that dark mysterious past that gives fangirls over-active plot bunnies.
Ban: *irritated* Look, how many times do I have to tell them I’m gay?!

Ginji x Akabane

Akabane: Hello Ginji-kun *purrs*
Ginji: A-Akabane-san! You creep me out!
Akabane: Oh I’m sorry. Want me to profess my undying love to or ravage you senseless when you go to sleep?
Ginji: *mutters* And that’s even creepier.

Kazuki x Juubei

Kazuki: Juubei, I want to have sex tonight. With bondage. Oh! And Vanilla lube!
Juubei: *sighs* As you wish Kazuki-sama. But can we have strawberry instead?

Homura x Konzen

Homura: Ummm…
Konzen: Yeah?
Homura: Do I even know you?

Fudou x Ban

Fudou: Midou Ban! Midou Ban! Midou Ban! Midou Ban! Midou Ban! Midou Ban!
Ban: (insert sarcasm) Oh yes, that’s a real turn-on.

Sephiroth x Cloud:

Sephiroth: Come here Cloud.
Cloud: *whimpers, but comes closer*
Sephiroth: That’s a good bitch.

Muraki x Tsuzuki

Muraki: You know, I originally wanted your body so that I may plant my dead brother’s head on it and torture him, but I’ve fallen in deep passionate love with you.
Tsuzuki: *sighs* I guess I have no choice, so I must submit like the good uke I am, despite the fact I’m the most powerful Shinigami.
Muraki: Good. Want to see my doll collection?

Yugi x Yami

Yugi: Yami….
Yami: Yugi….
Yugi: Yami….
Yami: Yugi….
*start making out*

Sephiroth x Vincent

Sephiroth: Wanna make out?
Vincent: *angsts*
Sephiroth: I guess not.

Lloyd x Kratos

Kratos: I have to say it…Lloyd, I’m your father.
Lloyd: Kratos, we’ve been over this before. Incest of any sort does not deter the fangirls!
Kratos: …Damn.

Zelos x Lloyd

Zelos: Here I am, the irresistible playboy and yet I’m hopelessly attracted to the clueless brunette over there.
Lloyd: …Who exactly are you talking about? Genis?

Tsuzuki x Hisoka

Tsuzuki: I get dibs on the uke!
Hisoka: No, I get dibs!
Tsuzuki: Me!
Hisoka: No, me!
Tsuzuki: …Want ice-cream?
Hisoka: Sure. And I get to be uke.

Dougan x Sanzo

Dougan: I love you, worship you. I belong to you, Sanzo-sama—
Sanzo: *shoots him*
Dougan: X_____x
Sanzo: These idiots don’t give up, do they?

Tyson x Kai:

Tyson: I love you because I’ll always there and I’ll be by your side.
Kai: Now, how do I detach you?

Max x Rei

Max: I’m the hyper uke! Love me and my adorable-ness!
Rei: *sighs* I hate being seme
Max: You poor soul. Do you want to be on top this time?
Rei: You really mean it? I love you Max!!
Max: No need to go overboard now…

Gojyo x Sanzo

Gojyo: Wanna do it?
Sanzo: You’re asking me?!
Gojyo: …You’re right… *rapes him*

Goku x Nataku

Nataku: Hey, you’re a heretic like me and for some strange reason I am attracted to you despite the fact we’re only ten.
Goku: Gee, I don’t know. Konzen gets awfully twitchy about stuff like this.
Nataku: Don’t worry. I’ll go into a coma soon, so no one will know.
Goku: Cool!

Homura x Rinrei

Homura: Rinrei…my beloved Rinrei….
Rinrei’s ghost: Look love, I’m dead. Could you get over it already?
Homura: If you say so. Oh Go~ku!
Rinrei’s Ghost: ….

Ban x Shido

Ban: Don’t I hate your guts?
Shido: Remember the fangirl formula Ban. Hate = love when done right.
Ban: Okay. But don’t bite too hard.

Akabane x Kagami

Kagami: Wow. I’m attracted to the scary guy with a black coat and hat.
Akabane: So am I. Want to play with my scalpels?

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*burst her gut laughing and has to be taken to emergency ward at hospital*
LOL the Tyson and Kai one was hilarious! I can see Kai saying just that. ^^

Hisoka is Tsuzuki's uke! HECK YEAH BABY! I love that pairing. These are much fun to read. :)