Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood

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oh biz.

Sasuke> man I am so cool
Speed^Racer> XD totally smooth, Biz
Sasuke> smooth as silk
Speed^Racer> smooth as butter
Sasuke> smooth as the bottom of an uke pinned under a rapist-- wait.
Speed^Racer> smooth like Racer X who is not Speed's older brother who ran away from home years ago to become an international secret agent secretly
Sasuke> smooth like Racer X's douche punch.
Speed^Racer> smooth like Mom's pancakes
Sasuke> smooth like Mom's panties -- oh wait again
Speed^Racer> smooth like Spritle's solid snake skills
Sasuke> Smooth like Biz going to bed when she has class in six hours.
Speed^Racer> that's very smooth Biz. Now go to bed and get some sleep
Tags: cfud: we have zombies, go speed racer gooooooooo, hee, zeeeeeeeeeeen

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    With talk of Civil War and Ant-Man, maybe the MCU will destroy itself in a blaze of glory. One can hope.

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    Happy 2014, wherever you might be.

  • Christmas fics!

    Request a pairing/fandom + prompt and I will write you something for Christmas.

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