Andrew: Hi! Your cellphone wasn't one!
Me: [checks] ...When exactly did you call me?
Andrew: 7:30 am!
Me: ...Sorry, but I was asleep.
Andrew: Ah, okay!
WHY WOULD I BE AWAKE AT 7:30 AM WHEN I COULD SLEEP. WHERE IS THE LOGIC.
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