You are very close to becoming scrap metal.
Do not push your luck.
In related news, I am the crankiest person right now so MY SORRYS ARE OUT NOW.
With talk of Civil War and Ant-Man, maybe the MCU will destroy itself in a blaze of glory. One can hope.
Request a pairing/fandom + prompt and I will write you something for Christmas.
You know you have a good job when you spend hours talking to your boss about Lord of the Rings. I have a good job. Just wished it paid more though.