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Don't ever copy my example and nearly get run over by cars because you're so exhausted you're not seeing straight.

Also, this thread is amazing.

Random fun stuff from work today -

[Kid] Hey teacher, [GIRL] stuck this spoon in her mouth!
[Me] And?
[Kid] It's made in china!
[Me] And?!
[Kid] It could be poisonous!!!
[Me] No, it's cool. She's fine.

O china. Your rep with the kids is hilarious.

[Coworker]  I love Angelina Jolie. And my husband is like, "What, are you a lesbian?"
[Coworker] And I say "No. But she's a hot chick"

Moral of the story. Jolie turns women gay.

[Coworker] Dress up as Wonder Woman. With a whip.
[Me] Wonder woman has a lasso not a whip.
[Coworker] Well. Not our version of Wonder Woman.

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You must also have noticed............................... No cars
Well, I had to take off my sunglasses very discreetly just to make sure. I'm sly like that.
Oh my god Angelina Jolie was like. One of the first girlcrushes I had, BACK WHEN I WAS STRAIGHT. Lolololol.
I can't believe I ever seriously thought I was straight. I mean, uh. After a bit of thought and consideration, it was very "...well DUH".
I am seconding the don't almost get hit by cars thing it's not fun. :(

And aw man, your kids just continue to be adorable, and your coworkers are amusing. XD XD