Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood
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HEY KIDS

Don't ever copy my example and nearly get run over by cars because you're so exhausted you're not seeing straight.

Also, this thread is amazing.


Random fun stuff from work today -

[Kid] Hey teacher, [GIRL] stuck this spoon in her mouth!
[Me] And?
[Kid] It's made in china!
[Me] And?!
[Kid] It could be poisonous!!!
[Me] No, it's cool. She's fine.

O china. Your rep with the kids is hilarious.

[Coworker]  I love Angelina Jolie. And my husband is like, "What, are you a lesbian?"
[Coworker] And I say "No. But she's a hot chick"

Moral of the story. Jolie turns women gay.

[Coworker] Dress up as Wonder Woman. With a whip.
[Me] Wonder woman has a lasso not a whip.
[Coworker] Well. Not our version of Wonder Woman.
[Me] XDDDD
 

Tags: go speed racer gooooooooo, now can i get an rp tag?, so not my day, those darn kids
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