Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood
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TRANSFORMERS POST you have been warned



-I fucking love Lennox. Forever. Also NEST and Autobot team-up was pretty damn kickass.

-WHY DID ARCEE ONLY GET TWO LINES IN THIS MOVIE.

-I. Skids and Mudflap. What. What.

-Okay, the little bit of Bee/Sam interaction in the beginning? MADE ME RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY and omg I wanted to ship them hard. But it didn't follow up in the movie. WHY. Bumblebee is important damnit!

-Soundwave ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-Jetfire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM OMG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-Why is the Fallen not on fire.

-Why did the Fallen have so little screentime when the movie is supposed to be about... him and his REVENGE?

-God Simmons is amazing. I'm so glad they brought him back.

-Okay, Michael Bay, why is the robot humping Mikaela's leg. In fact WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ROBOTS.

-I heartily admit that I crush on Sam Witwicky. He is the most hilarious human being.

-... ... words cannot express how wrong that tongue-rape scene was.

-Optimus really spooked me. I just. Optimus isn't supposed to CREEP ME OUT.

-I still really love Sam.

-Also Megan Fox is really, really hot.

-I totally squealed when they said "Matrix of leadership". BE STILL MY DORKY HEART.

-Did the Constructicons form... Devastator? UH WHAT?

-I enjoyed the movie a lot! It was very fast paced though and a little rushed I felt. There was a lot of tightening up that could have been done and a lot of things that could have been taken out that seem gratituous.

-The fights scenes, at least, have definitely improved since the last film.

-STILL NOT ENOUGH TRANSFORMERS MOMENTS. Though interestingly, everyone called them "Transformers". Very rarely does that terms get used in the show itself.

-Overall, I did enjoy myself! Some of the dialogue and interactions were a lot of fun to watch and all of us in the theatre cracked up. Buuuuuut as a Transformers fan, I just. Want my giant robots okay. I'm starting to get annoyed that Michael Bay is making movies of my show but not actually involving the robots. :( WHICH IS UNCOOL.


Now, after a shitty day, I will probably watch... Star Trek again. And TFA.
Tags: earth to mars do you read me?, fml, geekery pokery, hee, meh :/, my opinionz, wait wait whut, weirdness
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