For the record I am not a furry

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Best things about my house.

My dad just made me read an essay about Superman's sex habits.

This essay said that his sperm was like shooting bullets.

I like that this is an actual essay in an actual book we have at home.
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Oh, hey! I know that essay! That's "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", isn't it?

...Superman would probably have to use condoms made of Kevlar or something ._.a