Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
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Stole this from <lj user="willow_one"> who posted this on <lj user="getbackers_yaoi">

http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html

It's hilarious. It generates a story from the characters you put in. I had Midou Ban and Genjo Sanzo having sex and Kazeon Bosatsu  doing it with a snake and a Mary Sue character gets dumped. It's great!

A example

Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Son Goku walked through Garden down towards his Bed, random thoughts of masturbation crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Emily Bonita Vonne Dodle had told him she often dreamed about Homura Toushin Taishi involved in bondage with a snak , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Genjo Sanzo .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Cho Hakkai, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Genjo Sanzo masturbating himself with a vibrator.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the maglamp he was carrying with him. Would Genjo Sanzo's cock feel like that to his checst?

What would Genjo Sanzo think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating nikuman off Genjo Sanzo's beautiful ass?

Son Goku rubbed the maglamp against his cock whispering Genjo Sanzo's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Bed but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Genjo Sanzo's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Genjo Sanzo had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Garden was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the nikuman he was carrying and leisurely scratched his cock.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Son Goku calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his nikuman and ran towards the sound of his bitch's voice.

Genjo Sanzo stumbled through the darkness towards Son Goku. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his bitch being attacked by a snak. Was he about to be raped by Hazel Grocia dressed as Homura Toushin Taishi? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his checst.

Son Goku, Son Goku, my bitch, screamed Genjo Sanzo. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Son Goku leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the maglamp and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare ass pointing in the air.

Genjo Sanzo! Son Goku gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Cho Hakkai said you were in your Bed engaged in some masturbation with Emily Bonita Vonne Dodle.

No, I was alone in my Bed with nothing but my vibrator for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your ass was, and how I would like to stroke my cock against it, and have you kiss my checst, and now I see your ass for myself I realise that not even Homura Toushin Taishi has a ass to compare with yours.

Oh, bitch, Cho Hakkai said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Emily Bonita Vonne Dodle.

What! That old snak, I'd rather get involved in bondage with Hazel Grocia, a maglamp and nikuman than dream of masturbation with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my checst curl.

Oh, Son Goku!

Oh, Genjo Sanzo, my bitch!

Cue soft music, sounds of masturbation and bondage, soft focus and fade.........

Oh, come on, don't tell me you didn't think it was funny. XD XD XD imagine all the fantasies!

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    With talk of Civil War and Ant-Man, maybe the MCU will destroy itself in a blaze of glory. One can hope.

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    Request a pairing/fandom + prompt and I will write you something for Christmas.

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    You know you have a good job when you spend hours talking to your boss about Lord of the Rings. I have a good job. Just wished it paid more though.

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