Phoebe - I'm derpy!
Cole - I'm in love. THIS IS BAD NEWS.
Phoebe - Me too! Someone page me about the bad news.
Cole - YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THE TRIAD AND THEIR O
Cole - [kills them all]
Phoebe - kyaa the man of my dreams!!
Okay, I may be ... unduly invested in this goddamn show.