Me - I want ice lemon tea. Without the ice.
Server - ...
Me - ...
Me - ... wait that didn't come out right...
Server - It's okay I got it.
- It's sad that sometimes, for all the good I do, it is inevitably balanced out by the bad things. The joys of being extremely self-aware is that I…
GUESS WHAT GUYS my snapping terrapin of a pet is gonna save me.
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