Gojyo: Nobody hits on my monkey!
Me: EKE is a word? WTF?
Me: No Nikhil (my bro') you can't use that word in scrabble.
Mohan (my dad): Wohoo! 30 points!
Muma: Wait a sec, I could have made that word!
Mohan: Well, some people have it and some people don't.
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! I AM ELIGHTENED!
(in other words, I have finally seen Monty Python. I can die happily now)
Daffd: You can't be gay. I am the only gay in the village. And that's that!
Vick: Hmph! Provincial Queens (leaves)
Eliza: Daffd, you idiot. You could have gotten a bit of cock there!
Daffd: Oh, like you understand how I feel being the only gay in the village.
(Little Britain. You have to watch it. It's great)