Daphne in the wood (bromantic) wrote,
Daphne in the wood
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a MSN conversation which led to much amusement, randomness and brain-breakage. Just for reference, demure_diablo is Jeeta.



Demure_diablosays:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Timmy says:
.......

Timmy says:
you.......

Demure_diablosays:
What????

Timmy says:
D:

Demure_diablosays:
It's a perfectly legitimate sentiment....

Timmy says:
it is. but the holidays just started.

Demure_diablosays:
SO?

Timmy says:
if you say that tomorrow, I would so ignore it

Demure_diablosays:
I procrastinate always

Timmy says:
don't we all

Demure_diablosays:
I'm turning over a new leaf

Timmy says:
....liar...

Demure_diablosays:
I shall begin complaining early

Demure_diablosays:
baby steps....

Demure_diablosays:
baby steps...

Timmy says:
good luck dear

Timmy says:
have you started your first baby step

Demure_diablosays:
why thank you

Demure_diablosays:
yes

Demure_diablosays:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy says:
how many have you done

Timmy says:
....

Demure_diablosays:
two so far....

Demure_diablosays:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Demure_diablosays:
Make that 3

Timmy says:
good work! *pats you on the back*


Demure_diablosays:
thank you, thank you

Demure_diablosays:
*deep bow*

Timmy says:
you're welcome.

Timmy says:
anytime

Demure_diablosays:
*falls over*

Timmy says:
*applause*

Timmy says:
*boos*

Demure_diablosays:
Not a word

Timmy says:
*curtain close*

Timmy says:
*rotten tomatoes on the floor*

Demure_diablosays:
*knife rips curtain*

Timmy says:
*she's having too much fun with this*

Demure_diablosays:
*slips on rotten tomatoes*

Timmy says:
*slips on tomato*

Timmy says:
deja vu

Demure_diablosays:
*evil laughter*

Timmy says:
*HA*

Timmy says:
*thens stalks towards the audience*

Timmy says:
*screams of horror*

Demure_diablosays:
*SWAT has arrived*

Timmy says:
*they haven't loaded their guns*

Timmy says:
*left their ammo at home*

Demure_diablosays:
ooo, pretty lasers.....

Demure_diablosays:
*hand grenades!!!*

Timmy says:
*they run away from Rajeeta's powers of...sarcasm*

Demure_diablosays:
*clink of pins*

Timmy says:
*Audience: GASP*

Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta - that's right. KNEEL!*

Timmy says:
*dude, we could write fics like this...*

Demure_diablosays:
yeah

Timmy says:
*they start bowing*


Timmy says:
*chanting fills the air*

Timmy says:
*Rajeeta buys herself a crown*

Demure_diablosays:
*And scepter*

Timmy says:
*and robe*

Demure_diablosays:
*bows to Timmy - a token of appreciation*

Timmy says:
*then she orders royal cake*

Timmy says:
*with vanilla icing*

Demure_diablosays:
*hands Timmy the royal signet ring to kiss*

Timmy says:
*she takes a bite and realized it's poisoned*

Timmy says:
*she dies*

Timmy says:
*THE END*

Demure_diablosays:
TIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Timmy says:
*see you in Hell dear*

Timmy says:
*HA*

Demure_diablosays:
*knife slashes through the balckness*

Demure_diablosays:
*Timmies first*

Timmy says:
*you're dead*

Timmy says:
*Timmies*

Demure_diablosays:
*Well, at least I'm dead with an attitude*

Timmy says:
*Timmy offers more cake*

Timmy says:
*with chocolate icing this time*

Demure_diablosays:
Oooh, I was watching the Buffy episode when Buffy is killed by the Master

Timmy says:
*then slowly walks aways*

Timmy says:
*hires Angel*

Demure_diablosays:
and then she faces him after and he's sputtering that she's dead

Timmy says:
*Angel, in fear of the All Might Rajeeta comes to finish her off*

Demure_diablosays:
and she says "I may be dead but at least I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you"

Timmy says:
*instead, he is subjected to the worst toture*

Timmy says:
*Rajeeta's powers of...conversation*

Demure_diablosays:
*lalala!!!!!*

Demure_diablosays:
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Timmy says:
*Mama mia!*

Timmy says:
*this is really a lot of fun*

Demure_diablosays:
*aI dIOS mIO!"

Timmy says:
*Mamma mia!*

Timmy says:
*Ave Maria!*

Timmy says:
*Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!*

Demure_diablosays:
*Spike bites Timmy*

Demure_diablosays:
*spits out*

Demure_diablosays:
*Spike - bleach*

Timmy says:
*...;__; I cann die happy now*

Timmy says:
*fangirl dance*

Demure_diablosays:
*snaps neck*

Timmy says:
*Spike runs for his life*

Timmy says:
*Timmy ties him up*

Demure_diablosays:
*into the arms of Jeeta*

Timmy says:
*Rajeeta takes control from there*

Timmy says:
*but she uses chains*

Demure_diablosays:
HEY! Your neck was snapped!

Demure_diablosays:
*manacles!!!"

Timmy says:
*So*

Timmy says:
*and then Spike runs into Buffy*

Demure_diablosays:
*brings out the holy water*

Timmy says:
*Since Buffy has better things to do, she kills him*

Demure_diablosays:
*Bad puppy!*

Demure_diablosays:
*Bad slayer*

Timmy says:
*then Buffy chases after us because she gets emo over Spike*

Demure_diablosays:
what's emo?

Timmy says:
*we runssss for our lives*

Timmy says:
*Emo = angst

Demure_diablosays:
*Rajeeta - Timmy did it!*

Timmy says:
*and there's....Gollum!*

Demure_diablosays:
*Buffy attacks Timmy*

Timmy says:
*we take the One Ring*

Timmy says:
*gives it to Buffy*

Demure_diablosays:
*Buffy becomes best friends with Jeeta*

Timmy says:
*Buffy gets married to Rajeeta*

Demure_diablosays:
*betrays Jeeta for Gollum*

Timmy says:
*The wedding cake is poisoned*

Timmy says:
*...shoot*

Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta takes One Ring as compensation gift*

Demure_diablosays:
*takes over world*

Demure_diablosays:
*again*

Timmy says:
*Sauron sends the Ringwraiths*

Timmy says:
*Gandalf takes it from Rajeeta*

Demure_diablosays:
*cower in fear Ringwraiths!*

Timmy says:
*drops it in the dwarf mines*

Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta trips Gnadalf on his beard*

Timmy says:
*Balrog wears it now*

Demure_diablosays:
*insults Balrog's mother*

Timmy says:
*Balrog blows her up with mighty flame powers*

Timmy says:
*Rajeeta loses her hair*

Demure_diablosays:
*emerges looking a little boiled, but mad*

Timmy says:
*Balrog is DOWN*

Demure_diablosays:
*insults Balrog's sexuality*

Demure_diablosays:
*runs*

Timmy says:
*Balrog insults Rajeeta's mother*

Timmy says:
*chases after her*

Demure_diablosays:
*too far away to hear*

Timmy says:
*blows more things up*

Timmy says:
*says it louder*

Timmy says:
*gets mad*

Timmy says:
*grows bigger*

Demure_diablosays:
*leaps into the Teletubbies demension*

Timmy says:
*the wings....the pretty wings*

Demure_diablosays:
*goes insane*

Timmy says:
*oh fuck, I'm not going in there*

Timmy says:
*laughs at your misery*

Demure_diablosays:
YAHOOOOOOOOOO

Demure_diablosays:
I WIN!

Timmy says:
*what kinda idiot goes IN THERE??*

Timmy says:
*Barney is here!*

Demure_diablosays:
*leaps into Roswell dimension*

Timmy says:
*Barney goes into Roswell and molests Liz*

Demure_diablosays:
*Max heals Jeeta*

Timmy says:
*Michael to the rescue!*

Demure_diablosays:
*Abandons Liz*

Timmy says:
*Michael fights deadly Barney*

Demure_diablosays:
*Michael fighTS mAX FOR jEETA*

Timmy says:
....

Demure_diablosays:
*Barney sets his sights on Timmy*

Timmy says:
*Barney has eaten the One Ring and is more powerful*

Demure_diablosays:
*Timmy runs screaming*

Timmy says:
*but Timmy offers Barney new costume for killing Rajeeta!*

Demure_diablosays:
*Barney is drop kicked by Maria's mom*

Timmy says:
*Barney changes and attacks Rajeeta*

Timmy says:
*and molested Liz again*

Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta uses telekenisis to re-enact Carrie*

Timmy says:
*Maria stays away*

Demure_diablosays:
*Maria lectures Timmy*

Timmy says:
*Michael and Max are still fighting*

Timmy says:
*do I know you*

Timmy says:
*Maria gets fist in face*

Demure_diablosays:
*Kyle walks away with Maria*

Timmy says:
*Timmy leaves dimension*

Timmy says:
*Alex is STILL ALIVE*

Demure_diablosays:
*Alex confesses love for Max*

Timmy says:
*Alex and Max make out*\

Timmy says:
CRACK

Demure_diablosays:
*Michael runs*

Timmy says:
*Michael fins Liz*

Timmy says:
*confesses deep passionate love...because seriously what else could it be*

Demure_diablosays:
*snatches Liz and heads for Dark Angel dimension*

Timmy says:
*Liz jumps into his arms*

Demure_diablosays:
*Liz meets Max*

Demure_diablosays:
*Liz is punched*

Timmy says:
*Logan jumps through portal and makes out with Michael*

Demure_diablosays:
*Closes portal*

Timmy says:
*NEW CRACK PAIRING WOOT*

Demure_diablosays:
*Grabs Alec*

Timmy says:
*Logan is still in Roswell having happy gay sex with Michael*

Demure_diablosays:
*Knocks out Alec*

Demure_diablosays:
*GAHHHHHHH!!!!*

Timmy says:
*Max apologizes to Liz*

Demure_diablosays:
*blocks Timmy on MSN*

Timmy says:
*begs*

Demure_diablosays:
*mock considers*

Timmy says:
*pretty please*

Demure_diablosays:
snicker

Timmy says:
*with ella on top*

Demure_diablosays:
ELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy says:
that was fun.

Demure_diablosays:
maybe......

Timmy says:
we should do this again some time

Demure_diablosays:
YES!
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