
Demure_diablosays:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Timmy says:
.......
Timmy says:
you.......
Demure_diablosays:
What????
Timmy says:
D:
Demure_diablosays:
It's a perfectly legitimate sentiment....
Timmy says:
it is. but the holidays just started.
Demure_diablosays:
SO?
Timmy says:
if you say that tomorrow, I would so ignore it
Demure_diablosays:
I procrastinate always
Timmy says:
don't we all
Demure_diablosays:
I'm turning over a new leaf
Timmy says:
....liar...
Demure_diablosays:
I shall begin complaining early
Demure_diablosays:
baby steps....
Demure_diablosays:
baby steps...
Timmy says:
good luck dear
Timmy says:
have you started your first baby step
Demure_diablosays:
why thank you
Demure_diablosays:
yes
Demure_diablosays:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Timmy says:
how many have you done
Timmy says:
....
Demure_diablosays:
two so far....
Demure_diablosays:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Demure_diablosays:
Make that 3
Timmy says:
good work! *pats you on the back*
Demure_diablosays:
thank you, thank you
Demure_diablosays:
*deep bow*
Timmy says:
you're welcome.
Timmy says:
anytime
Demure_diablosays:
*falls over*
Timmy says:
*applause*
Timmy says:
*boos*
Demure_diablosays:
Not a word
Timmy says:
*curtain close*
Timmy says:
*rotten tomatoes on the floor*
Demure_diablosays:
*knife rips curtain*
Timmy says:
*she's having too much fun with this*
Demure_diablosays:
*slips on rotten tomatoes*
Timmy says:
*slips on tomato*
Timmy says:
deja vu
Demure_diablosays:
*evil laughter*
Timmy says:
*HA*
Timmy says:
*thens stalks towards the audience*
Timmy says:
*screams of horror*
Demure_diablosays:
*SWAT has arrived*
Timmy says:
*they haven't loaded their guns*
Timmy says:
*left their ammo at home*
Demure_diablosays:
ooo, pretty lasers.....
Demure_diablosays:
*hand grenades!!!*
Timmy says:
*they run away from Rajeeta's powers of...sarcasm*
Demure_diablosays:
*clink of pins*
Timmy says:
*Audience: GASP*
Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta - that's right. KNEEL!*
Timmy says:
*dude, we could write fics like this...*
Demure_diablosays:
yeah
Timmy says:
*they start bowing*
Timmy says:
*chanting fills the air*
Timmy says:
*Rajeeta buys herself a crown*
Demure_diablosays:
*And scepter*
Timmy says:
*and robe*
Demure_diablosays:
*bows to Timmy - a token of appreciation*
Timmy says:
*then she orders royal cake*
Timmy says:
*with vanilla icing*
Demure_diablosays:
*hands Timmy the royal signet ring to kiss*
Timmy says:
*she takes a bite and realized it's poisoned*
Timmy says:
*she dies*
Timmy says:
*THE END*
Demure_diablosays:
TIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Timmy says:
*see you in Hell dear*
Timmy says:
*HA*
Demure_diablosays:
*knife slashes through the balckness*
Demure_diablosays:
*Timmies first*
Timmy says:
*you're dead*
Timmy says:
*Timmies*
Demure_diablosays:
*Well, at least I'm dead with an attitude*
Timmy says:
*Timmy offers more cake*
Timmy says:
*with chocolate icing this time*
Demure_diablosays:
Oooh, I was watching the Buffy episode when Buffy is killed by the Master
Timmy says:
*then slowly walks aways*
Timmy says:
*hires Angel*
Demure_diablosays:
and then she faces him after and he's sputtering that she's dead
Timmy says:
*Angel, in fear of the All Might Rajeeta comes to finish her off*
Demure_diablosays:
and she says "I may be dead but at least I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you"
Timmy says:
*instead, he is subjected to the worst toture*
Timmy says:
*Rajeeta's powers of...conversation*
Demure_diablosays:
*lalala!!!!!*
Demure_diablosays:
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Timmy says:
*Mama mia!*
Timmy says:
*this is really a lot of fun*
Demure_diablosays:
*aI dIOS mIO!"
Timmy says:
*Mamma mia!*
Timmy says:
*Ave Maria!*
Timmy says:
*Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
Demure_diablosays:
*Spike bites Timmy*
Demure_diablosays:
*spits out*
Demure_diablosays:
*Spike - bleach*
Timmy says:
*...;__; I cann die happy now*
Timmy says:
*fangirl dance*
Demure_diablosays:
*snaps neck*
Timmy says:
*Spike runs for his life*
Timmy says:
*Timmy ties him up*
Demure_diablosays:
*into the arms of Jeeta*
Timmy says:
*Rajeeta takes control from there*
Timmy says:
*but she uses chains*
Demure_diablosays:
HEY! Your neck was snapped!
Demure_diablosays:
*manacles!!!"
Timmy says:
*So*
Timmy says:
*and then Spike runs into Buffy*
Demure_diablosays:
*brings out the holy water*
Timmy says:
*Since Buffy has better things to do, she kills him*
Demure_diablosays:
*Bad puppy!*
Demure_diablosays:
*Bad slayer*
Timmy says:
*then Buffy chases after us because she gets emo over Spike*
Demure_diablosays:
what's emo?
Timmy says:
*we runssss for our lives*
Timmy says:
*Emo = angst
Demure_diablosays:
*Rajeeta - Timmy did it!*
Timmy says:
*and there's....Gollum!*
Demure_diablosays:
*Buffy attacks Timmy*
Timmy says:
*we take the One Ring*
Timmy says:
*gives it to Buffy*
Demure_diablosays:
*Buffy becomes best friends with Jeeta*
Timmy says:
*Buffy gets married to Rajeeta*
Demure_diablosays:
*betrays Jeeta for Gollum*
Timmy says:
*The wedding cake is poisoned*
Timmy says:
*...shoot*
Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta takes One Ring as compensation gift*
Demure_diablosays:
*takes over world*
Demure_diablosays:
*again*
Timmy says:
*Sauron sends the Ringwraiths*
Timmy says:
*Gandalf takes it from Rajeeta*
Demure_diablosays:
*cower in fear Ringwraiths!*
Timmy says:
*drops it in the dwarf mines*
Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta trips Gnadalf on his beard*
Timmy says:
*Balrog wears it now*
Demure_diablosays:
*insults Balrog's mother*
Timmy says:
*Balrog blows her up with mighty flame powers*
Timmy says:
*Rajeeta loses her hair*
Demure_diablosays:
*emerges looking a little boiled, but mad*
Timmy says:
*Balrog is DOWN*
Demure_diablosays:
*insults Balrog's sexuality*
Demure_diablosays:
*runs*
Timmy says:
*Balrog insults Rajeeta's mother*
Timmy says:
*chases after her*
Demure_diablosays:
*too far away to hear*
Timmy says:
*blows more things up*
Timmy says:
*says it louder*
Timmy says:
*gets mad*
Timmy says:
*grows bigger*
Demure_diablosays:
*leaps into the Teletubbies demension*
Timmy says:
*the wings....the pretty wings*
Demure_diablosays:
*goes insane*
Timmy says:
*oh fuck, I'm not going in there*
Timmy says:
*laughs at your misery*
Demure_diablosays:
YAHOOOOOOOOOO
Demure_diablosays:
I WIN!
Timmy says:
*what kinda idiot goes IN THERE??*
Timmy says:
*Barney is here!*
Demure_diablosays:
*leaps into Roswell dimension*
Timmy says:
*Barney goes into Roswell and molests Liz*
Demure_diablosays:
*Max heals Jeeta*
Timmy says:
*Michael to the rescue!*
Demure_diablosays:
*Abandons Liz*
Timmy says:
*Michael fights deadly Barney*
Demure_diablosays:
*Michael fighTS mAX FOR jEETA*
Timmy says:
....
Demure_diablosays:
*Barney sets his sights on Timmy*
Timmy says:
*Barney has eaten the One Ring and is more powerful*
Demure_diablosays:
*Timmy runs screaming*
Timmy says:
*but Timmy offers Barney new costume for killing Rajeeta!*
Demure_diablosays:
*Barney is drop kicked by Maria's mom*
Timmy says:
*Barney changes and attacks Rajeeta*
Timmy says:
*and molested Liz again*
Demure_diablosays:
*Jeeta uses telekenisis to re-enact Carrie*
Timmy says:
*Maria stays away*
Demure_diablosays:
*Maria lectures Timmy*
Timmy says:
*Michael and Max are still fighting*
Timmy says:
*do I know you*
Timmy says:
*Maria gets fist in face*
Demure_diablosays:
*Kyle walks away with Maria*
Timmy says:
*Timmy leaves dimension*
Timmy says:
*Alex is STILL ALIVE*
Demure_diablosays:
*Alex confesses love for Max*
Timmy says:
*Alex and Max make out*\
Timmy says:
CRACK
Demure_diablosays:
*Michael runs*
Timmy says:
*Michael fins Liz*
Timmy says:
*confesses deep passionate love...because seriously what else could it be*
Demure_diablosays:
*snatches Liz and heads for Dark Angel dimension*
Timmy says:
*Liz jumps into his arms*
Demure_diablosays:
*Liz meets Max*
Demure_diablosays:
*Liz is punched*
Timmy says:
*Logan jumps through portal and makes out with Michael*
Demure_diablosays:
*Closes portal*
Timmy says:
*NEW CRACK PAIRING WOOT*
Demure_diablosays:
*Grabs Alec*
Timmy says:
*Logan is still in Roswell having happy gay sex with Michael*
Demure_diablosays:
*Knocks out Alec*
Demure_diablosays:
*GAHHHHHHH!!!!*
Timmy says:
*Max apologizes to Liz*
Demure_diablosays:
*blocks Timmy on MSN*
Timmy says:
*begs*
Demure_diablosays:
*mock considers*
Timmy says:
*pretty please*
Demure_diablosays:
snicker
Timmy says:
*with ella on top*
Demure_diablosays:
ELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timmy says:
that was fun.
Demure_diablosays:
maybe......
Timmy says:
we should do this again some time
Demure_diablosays:
YES!